Re: NANFA-- fishing vs sex

Steffen Hellner (steffen_at_hellner.biz)
Fri, 29 Aug 2003 13:02:56 +0200

Had good laughs about this! Thanks.

Steffen

> Von: Prizma_at_aol.com
> Antworten an: nanfa_at_aquaria.net
> Datum: Thu, 28 Aug 2003 21:22:44 EDT
> An: nanfa_at_aquaria.net
> Betreff: NANFA-- fishing vs sex
>
> ed scott sent me this... i thought it was kinda fun and thought to share it
> on a slow list day...
>
>
> 20 Reasons why "Fishing" is better for you ....than "Sex"......
>
> #20 -**** No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.
>
> #19 -**** A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.
>
> #18 -**** You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.
>
> #17 -**** It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you
> once in a while.
>
> #16 -**** The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.
>
> #15 -**** If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you
> don't have to worry about
> them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.
>
> #14 -**** Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
> with long ago.
>
> #13 -**** It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.
>
> #12 -**** When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
> guilty about imagining the
> two of you Fishing together.
>
> #11 -**** If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
> object if you Fish with
> someone else.
>
> #10 -**** Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by
> yourself.
>
> #9 -**** When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they
> are really an
> undercover cop.
>
> #8 -**** You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
> buy Fishing stuff.
>
> #7 -**** You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
> Fishing jokes, and invite
> coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for
> harassment.
>
> #6 -**** There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.
>
> #5 -**** If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
> subscribe to the Playboy
> channel.
>
> #4 -**** Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
> your life.
>
> #3 -**** Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
> interest in it.
>
> #2 -**** You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
> enjoy your favorite activity.
>
> #1 -**** Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished
> last week! Is Fishing all you
> ever think about?"
>
> Now you can go Fishing ... guilt free!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
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