[OT] Re: NANFA-L-- Good Quote Earth Attacked!

Jerry Baker (nanfa-in-bakerweb.biz)
Fri, 19 May 2006 09:44:35 -0700

Moontanman-in-aol.com wrote:
> I have a friend that will not eat anything that isn't natural. One day
> recently I offered him a baggy full of something unknown but I assured him that it
> was by any definition "natural" he opened it up and was quite upset to find
> dog excrement. For a few rather uncomfortable seconds I thought it was
> possible I was going to get my butt kicked. After I finally convinced him that dog
> excrement was completely natural I think I might have gotten my point across
> that natural and good are not necessarily the same thing! I have no doubt that
> pay back will be spectacular but it was just too good an opportunity to
> pass up.

You should have offered some hemlock or oleander. That usually suffices
to drive the point home. I also like to point out that Twinkies have
more vitamins, less fat, and less calories than granola bars. Check it
out yourself.
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