NANFA-- fishing vs sex
Thu, 28 Aug 2003 21:22:44 EDT

ed scott sent me this... i thought it was kinda fun and thought to share it
on a slow list day...

20 Reasons why "Fishing" is better for you ....than "Sex"......

#20 -**** No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish.

#19 -**** A limp rod is still useful while Fishing.

#18 -**** You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines.

#17 -**** It is perfectly acceptable to pay a professional to Fish with you
once in a while.

#16 -**** The Ten Commandments don't say anything against Fishing.

#15 -**** If your partner takes pictures or videotapes of you Fishing, you
don't have to worry about
them showing up on the Internet if you become famous.

#14 -**** Your Fishing partner doesn't get upset about people you Fished
with long ago.

#13 -**** It's perfectly respectable to Fish with a total stranger.

#12 -**** When you see a really good Fishing person, you don't have to feel
guilty about imagining the
two of you Fishing together.

#11 -**** If your regular Fishing partner isn't available, he/she won't
object if you Fish with
someone else.

#10 -**** Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you Fish by

#9 -**** When dealing with a Fishing pro, you never have to wonder if they
are really an
undercover cop.

#8 -**** You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to
buy Fishing stuff.

#7 -**** You can have a Fishing calendar on your wall at the office, tell
Fishing jokes, and invite
coworkers to Fish with you without getting sued for

#6 -**** There are no Fishing-transmitted diseases.

#5 -**** If you want to watch Fishing on television, you don't have to
subscribe to the Playboy

#4 -**** Nobody expects you to Fish with the same partner for the rest of
your life.

#3 -**** Nobody expects you to give up Fishing if your partner loses
interest in it.

#2 -**** You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to
enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 -**** Your Fishing partner will never say, "Not again? We just Fished
last week! Is Fishing all you
ever think about?"

Now you can go Fishing ... guilt free!!!!!!!!!!! :-)
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